I've never met Bart Jansen but I'd like to thank him for just doing his job. There's so many lies and fabricated stories out there, especially with the right-wing media, it's nice to see a journalist just doing his job and reporting the facts. Fifty bucks says he got access to the police report and then called several SFPD contacts and put the story together of what really happened. This is what journalism actually looks like.
"I was a money-dumb trailer baby." Gawd, I love Trae Crowder.
Don't worry, I'm a Gen-Xer and none of these student loan forgiveness funds can touch the made-up, bullshit about SallieMae claims I owe.
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| Me on my first day in Australia. I was about 20 years younger and 70 pounds lighter. |
It's been almost 20 years since I spent four months in Australia having the time of my life. I loved that country and I wanted to stay. But a couple years post-9/11 Australia's version of Immigration, the IMMI, was cracking down on all backpackers overstaying their welcome.
Six weeks after this picture was taken, when I was on the other side of the county in Perth, I passed a group of retirees with some tables and signs set up. They were very nice aging Hippie types and they told me they were protesting then Prime Minister Howard's cuts to their version of Medicare.
In 2003, the entire welfare system in Australia, the "dole" seemed pretty robust. They had work programs, universal healthcare, some equivalent to food stamps, etc. Nobody was hungry and the rule was 'only those lay abouts who don't want to take yaka don't work.'
Discarded: Australian Women Over 50
The global Recession in 2009 changed everything and it changed it everywhere. As usual, women over 50 are getting the shit end of the stick.
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| The appendage in question. The receding nipple is "very bad". There's also a weird dimple in the lower part -- all things I didn't notice until January. |
On Friday night, May 6th, at about 2am I was trapped on the Hamster Wheel of Terror.
I kept pondering the fact my Mom had been a heavy smoker. From about age five until age 19, I was bathed in a continuous cloud of second-hand smoke from her Pall Mall reds. She smoked a half a pack a night and was hopelessly addicted to nicotine. Half of our teenager/parent arguments were about me opening the windows in our apartment to air it out in winter when the temp averaged 15F (-9C). I was on antihistamines continuously from age 11 to 16. At age 15, I couldn't jog half a lap around the high school track. Take that Penn & Teller.
Weirdly, my Mom never got breast cancer despite the eternal toxin bath. She died of pneumonia and was "emphysemic as hell" as one relative put it. But still, I think her mother had gone a round with breast cancer back in the draconian 1940s. And she made it to age 67, dying seven years before I was born.
My Dad had been a smoker as well. He didn't smoke as much as my Mom and he usually smoked a pipe but there were more than a few times he drove my brother and me out of the room with his exuberant tobacco puffing. Still, summers at his house were a lot less toxic as my Dad and step-mother usually smoked outside in their expansive backyard.
Growing up in Nevada, I spent half my adolescence walking through casinos where the air was blue with second-hand smoke.
Next up on the Fear Hit List: was it some vitamin or herbal supplement I took in the past? I have friends younger and older than me -- svelte distance runners scarfing obscure herbal supplements and sedentary Millennials who never say no to hamburgers -- and none have cancer.
How about that time I worked on a Forest Service timber-marking crew in 2003? I was coated in marking paint mist for four months. One of my coworkers dumped an entire plastic bottle of DEET on his hard hat because the mosquitos were indescribable in southern Colorado. On hot days at 8,200 ft above sea level, if we didn't wear long-sleeved shirts and dowse ourselves in DEET twice a day we'd be covered in bites.
Or what about the fact I lived in a basement apartment from early 1989 until May 1991? My former hometown, Reno, sits on the east edge of the Sierra Nevadas, an area full of radon gas. And again in 2015 I rented a basement room in a tiny house in Vancouver, Washington. Was I getting exposed to radon gas then?
Anti-vaxxers just fuck right off because my left breast was put on a "watch out" situation after a slightly abnormal mammogram in March 2015. This was six years before Covid and seven years before any vaccine.
What about all the toxins I've been exposed to in all the crap, minimum-wage jobs I've worked? I remember standing ankle deep in photographic processing chemicals in 1990. Or the first time I worked for the Forest Service in 1996 and had to cut pressure-treated lumber with a chainsaw for two days? No dust masks, nothing to protect my airways or face.
From 2019 to mid-2020, during the middle of the pandemic, I worked in an electrical engineering lab that tests aerospace parts. They were nonchalant about possible beryllium particles drifting through the sealed building. I am now the forth former employee who has developed cancer.
Or maybe it was way back, growing up in rural northeastern Nevada downwind of the covert sub-critical testing the military did outside of Fallon?
It could have been any of these things, some of them, or none. Okay that's enough Hamster Wheel of Terror.
In spring of 1995 I was living in a rental room on an alley west of my university. The room was attached to a sprawling home that had once been a sorority house. I had a bathroom, a twin bed, a microwave and a nosy landlady. Between 18 credits of classes, working a part-time job, and writing articles for the student newspaper I was rarely home.
One Sunday, I was sitting hunched over my Macintosh finishing a term paper. My north window, which held a view of an 8-foot wooden fence, was open and birds were chirping. I had my front door open to let in the light breeze. The fraternity house across the alley was waking up from a kegger the night before. One of the frat boy's girlfriends was in the sunlit alley loading stuff into her Volkswagen Jetta. I heard her talking to her boyfriend. She had a miniature schnauzer sniffing at the ground near the car. She went back into the frat house for a few minutes and the schnauzer stayed in the alley doing what small dogs do, sniffing everything.
The schnauzer wandered over to my side of the alley and stood in the dappled shade under the elm trees staring up at the intimidating 8-foot fence just north of my rental. Somehow the schnauzer wiggled under the fence and into the backyard.
I'd never met the couple that lived in the big house just north of me but I'd seen them once or twice: married, blondish and in their forties. They had a big dog which they never walked or took anywhere. I'd overheard the frat guys talking about it. It was a pitbull-St Bernard mix, big as a truck. It had gotten out once a few years back and chased one of the frats for several blocks while he was riding his mountain bike. He'd barely escaped.
The unspoken rule was: don't bang on the wooden fence, don't lean against the fence and don't throw anything in the yard, like a Frisbee.
I heard the big dog bark, more of a rolling growl that echoed. The schnauzer barked back but it was a quick, surprised Oh shit, I gotta go! bark. Then I heard frantic scratching noises as the schnauzer tried to find the gap he'd shimmied under and get back out to the alley.
Next, the screaming started.
First the girl ran out of the back of the frat house and leaped at the 8-foot fence pulling herself up and paddling against the wood screaming, "Toby! Oh my God, TOBY!"
And the schnauzer was screaming. Not barking, not growling, not howling but screaming like a small child in agony. For a brief moment, the schnauzer got free and bolted for the back patio which had a table and a red umbrella I could just see over the top of the fence. There was the crashing of patio furniture as the pitbull-St Bernard barreled through it intent on his prey.
More screaming. It went on … and on. By now at least two frat guys had joined the girl clinging to the 8-foot fence. One grabbed an empty garbage can and balanced on it.
"Shit, TOBY!"
The girl was sobbing, pacing the alley in her flip flops and tight pink shorts. She screamed and bent over clutching her waist like she was going to be literally sick with grief.
Then the other noises started. There was a wet pop and then greedy chewing noises. The pitbull-St Bernard was eating the schnauzer and he was still slightly alive, making a soft noise halfway between a wheeze and a wail.
One of the frat guys came jogging back down the alley. He'd been around to the front of the house and tried knocking on the door but the couple weren't home. It was a Sunday, they probably had errands.
Another of the frats bent over the crumpled girl sobbing in the alley. I heard him say "We can ask for the body when they get home."
"What body, Joey?!" she screamed up at him. And then softly: "It's eating him."
About an hour later -- or maybe it was a hundred hours later -- the couple came home. One of the frat guys walked around to the west side and talked to the blonde man.
A few minutes later the couple's back door slid open and I heard the wife gasp, "Oh my God."
I heard the husband say, "Take him into the garage."
"But he's covered in blood."
"Just do it."
With the pitbull-St Bernard secured in the garage, the husband opened the tall wooden back gate which had a padlock on it. He was a medium-build man with callused hands in a T-shirt and cargo shorts. He had a buzz haircut and a cigarette tucked behind one ear. He looked like he worked outside with circular saws and hammers.
"You want in?" He asked one of the frat guys.
The frat, whose girlfriend had owned the schnauzer, stepped into the backyard and said, "Fuck me". He turned to one of his fraternity brothers and said, "Looks like someone was murdered."
Apparently the bottom of the wooden fence, nearly all the way around was painted in the schnauzer's blood.
The man asked the frat if he wanted the schnauzer's collar to give to the girl. He said 'no' and backed out of the yard.
"Yeah," the blonde man said lighting a cigarette, "He's a mean one. That's why I always say don't throw nuthin' in here or set him off."
He looked at the girl who was sitting in her Jetta sobbing. "Sorry, hon." The blonde man turned and went back into his yard carefully shutting and locking the gate behind him.
The noises that dying schnauzer made that day have haunted me for 25 years. It's the soundtrack for every nightmare I've had since then.
I would not have traded places with that girl and those two frat boys for a million dollars. Seriously, if you put a million dollars at my feet and told me all I had to do to earn it was travel back in time to 1995 and peak over that fence, I would say no thanks.
And I'm someone who has helped skin deer and assisted with the butchering of a steer on a ranch.
I grew up around big dogs. We had 110-pound golden retrievers when I was little. My oldest brother had a constant herd of Airedales, Dobermans, Vizslas, Rhodesian ridgebacks, Labradors, huskies -- you name it.
I would no more own a pitbull-St Bernard mix than I would an African crocodile. That’s like keeping a .357 magnum in your room at the retirement home because you’re worried someone will steal your Ensure.
About six years after this, I was walking down from that same neighborhood -- different apartment -- toward downtown Reno. A Hispanic kid, about 18-years-old, was strolling up Ralston Street toward me. He had a pitbull, it was maybe 98 pounds. Of course, it was an un-neutered male. Of course, it had only a collar on, no muzzle, and the kid was letting it tow him up the sidewalk on a rope. I altered my course and walked out into the street putting parked cars between myself and the punk with the super-sized pit. The pit lunged and snapped, the foot-wide jaws opening and closing like a bear trap. The kid laughed and kept going. Of course.
You could say the girl should never have left her little dog alone for a minute.
You could say the blonde guy and his wife had every right to own a dangerous dog to deter crime and they were thoughtful enough to keep said monster restrained behind an 8-foot fence. I'm 100-percent sure no tweakers ever tried to break into their house otherwise I would have seen it on the evening news. There would have been a body bag.
Close your eyes. Try to imagine what I heard that day. Try to imagine what a small dog sounds like when it screams because it's dying, because it's being dismembered.
Now imagine it's a child, a random 4-year-old kid in a dirty T-shirt, on a tricycle who just came around the wrong corner on the wrong day in the wrong neighborhood and ran into the macho kid with the 98-pound pitbull.
Imagine what that would sound like.
... always gets it right. I listened to his podcast excerpts last summer from "Catch & Kill". Now I think I'll buy it. He mentions Zuckerberg's FBook directly as a tool of online radicalizing. He won more awards for journalism by the time he was 20 then all the journalists I've ever worked with.
