Monday, May 16, 2022

My Left Tit: Part 1

 

The appendage in question. The
receding nipple is "very bad". There's
also a weird dimple in the lower part --
all things I didn't notice until January.


On Friday night, May 6th, at about 2am I was trapped on the Hamster Wheel of Terror. 

I kept pondering the fact my Mom had been a heavy smoker. From about age five until age 19, I was bathed in a continuous cloud of second-hand smoke from her Pall Mall reds. She smoked a half a pack a night and was hopelessly addicted to nicotine. Half of our teenager/parent arguments were about me opening the windows in our apartment to air it out in winter when the temp averaged 15F (-9C). I was on antihistamines continuously from age 11 to 16. At age 15, I couldn't jog half a lap around the high school track. Take that Penn & Teller.

Weirdly, my Mom never got breast cancer despite the eternal toxin bath. She died of pneumonia and was "emphysemic as hell" as one relative put it. But still, I think her mother had gone a round with breast cancer back in the draconian 1940s. And she made it to age 67, dying seven years before I was born.

My Dad had been a smoker as well. He didn't smoke as much as my Mom and he usually smoked a pipe but there were more than a few times he drove my brother and me out of the room with his exuberant tobacco puffing. Still, summers at his house were a lot less toxic as my Dad and step-mother usually smoked outside in their expansive backyard.

Growing up in Nevada, I spent half my adolescence walking through casinos where the air was blue with second-hand smoke.

Next up on the Fear Hit List: was it some vitamin or herbal supplement I took in the past? I have friends younger and older than me -- svelte distance runners scarfing obscure herbal supplements and sedentary Millennials who never say no to hamburgers -- and none have cancer.

How about that time I worked on a Forest Service timber-marking crew in 2003? I was coated in marking paint mist for four months. One of my coworkers dumped an entire plastic bottle of DEET on his hard hat because the mosquitos were indescribable in southern Colorado. On hot days at 8,200 ft above sea level, if we didn't wear long-sleeved shirts and dowse ourselves in DEET twice a day we'd be covered in bites.

Or what about the fact I lived in a basement apartment from early 1989 until May 1991? My former hometown, Reno, sits on the east edge of the Sierra Nevadas, an area full of radon gas. And again in 2015 I rented a basement room in a tiny house in Vancouver, Washington. Was I getting exposed to radon gas then?

Anti-vaxxers just fuck right off because my left breast was put on a "watch out" situation after a slightly abnormal mammogram in March 2015. This was six years before Covid and seven years before any vaccine.

What about all the toxins I've been exposed to in all the crap, minimum-wage jobs I've worked? I remember standing ankle deep in photographic processing chemicals in 1990. Or the first time I worked for the Forest Service in 1996 and had to cut pressure-treated lumber with a chainsaw for two days? No dust masks, nothing to protect my airways or face. 

From 2019 to mid-2020, during the middle of the pandemic, I worked in an electrical engineering lab that tests aerospace parts. They were nonchalant about possible beryllium particles drifting through the sealed building. I am now the forth former employee who has developed cancer.

Or maybe it was way back, growing up in rural northeastern Nevada downwind of the covert sub-critical testing the military did outside of Fallon?

It could have been any of these things, some of them, or none. Okay that's enough Hamster Wheel of Terror.

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Tuesday, April 12, 2022

Thursday, February 25, 2021

The trouble with pitbulls

In spring of 1995 I was living in a rental room on an alley west of my university. The room was attached to a sprawling home that had once been a sorority house. I had a bathroom, a twin bed, a microwave and a nosy landlady. Between 18 credits of classes, working a part-time job, and writing articles for the student newspaper I was rarely home.

One Sunday, I was sitting hunched over my Macintosh finishing a term paper. My north window, which held a view of an 8-foot wooden fence, was open and birds were chirping. I had my front door open to let in the light breeze. The fraternity house across the alley was waking up from a kegger the night before. One of the frat boy's girlfriends was in the sunlit alley loading stuff into her Volkswagen Jetta. I heard her talking to her boyfriend. She had a miniature schnauzer sniffing at the ground near the car. She went back into the frat house for a few minutes and the schnauzer stayed in the alley doing what small dogs do, sniffing everything.

The schnauzer wandered over to my side of the alley and stood in the dappled shade under the elm trees staring up at the intimidating 8-foot fence just north of my rental. Somehow the schnauzer wiggled under the fence and into the backyard.

                                             (Similar to what my neighbor's dog looked like).

I'd never met the couple that lived in the big house just north of me but I'd seen them once or twice: married, blondish and in their forties. They had a big dog which they never walked or took anywhere. I'd overheard the frat guys talking about it. It was a pitbull-St Bernard mix, big as a truck. It had gotten out once a few years back and chased one of the frats for several blocks while he was riding his mountain bike. He'd barely escaped.

The unspoken rule was: don't bang on the wooden fence, don't lean against the fence and don't throw anything in the yard, like a Frisbee. 

I heard the big dog bark, more of a rolling growl that echoed. The schnauzer barked back but it was a quick, surprised Oh shit, I gotta go! bark. Then I heard frantic scratching noises as the schnauzer tried to find the gap he'd shimmied under and get back out to the alley.

Next, the screaming started.

First the girl ran out of the back of the frat house and leaped at the 8-foot fence pulling herself up and paddling against the wood screaming, "Toby! Oh my God, TOBY!"

And the schnauzer was screaming. Not barking, not growling, not howling but screaming like a small child in agony. For a brief moment, the schnauzer got free and bolted for the back patio which had a table and a red umbrella I could just see over the top of the fence. There was the crashing of patio furniture as the pitbull-St Bernard barreled through it intent on his prey.

More screaming. It went on … and on. By now at least two frat guys had joined the girl clinging to the 8-foot fence. One grabbed an empty garbage can and balanced on it.

"Shit, TOBY!"

The girl was sobbing, pacing the alley in her flip flops and tight pink shorts. She screamed and bent over clutching her waist like she was going to be literally sick with grief.

Then the other noises started. There was a wet pop and then greedy chewing noises. The pitbull-St Bernard was eating the schnauzer and he was still slightly alive, making a soft noise halfway between a wheeze and a wail.

One of the frat guys came jogging back down the alley. He'd been around to the front of the house and tried knocking on the door but the couple weren't home. It was a Sunday, they probably had errands.

Another of the frats bent over the crumpled girl sobbing in the alley. I heard him say "We can ask for the body when they get home."

"What body, Joey?!" she screamed up at him. And then softly: "It's eating him."

About an hour later -- or maybe it was a hundred hours later -- the couple came home. One of the frat guys walked around to the west side and talked to the blonde man.

A few minutes later the couple's back door slid open and I heard the wife gasp, "Oh my God."

I heard the husband say, "Take him into the garage."

"But he's covered in blood." 

"Just do it."

With the pitbull-St Bernard secured in the garage, the husband opened the tall wooden back gate which had a padlock on it. He was a medium-build man with callused hands in a T-shirt and cargo shorts. He had a buzz haircut and a cigarette tucked behind one ear. He looked like he worked outside with circular saws and hammers.

"You want in?" He asked one of the frat guys.

The frat, whose girlfriend had owned the schnauzer, stepped into the backyard and said, "Fuck me". He turned to one of his fraternity brothers and said, "Looks like someone was murdered."

Apparently the bottom of the wooden fence, nearly all the way around was painted in the schnauzer's blood.

The man asked the frat if he wanted the schnauzer's collar to give to the girl. He said 'no' and backed out of the yard.

"Yeah," the blonde man said lighting a cigarette, "He's a mean one. That's why I always say don't throw nuthin' in here or set him off."

He looked at the girl who was sitting in her Jetta sobbing. "Sorry, hon." The blonde man turned and went back into his yard carefully shutting and locking the gate behind him.

The noises that dying schnauzer made that day have haunted me for 25 years. It's the soundtrack for every nightmare I've had since then.

I would not have traded places with that girl and those two frat boys for a million dollars. Seriously, if you put a million dollars at my feet and told me all I had to do to earn it was travel back in time to 1995 and peak over that fence, I would say no thanks. 

And I'm someone who has helped skin deer and assisted with the butchering of a steer on a ranch.

I grew up around big dogs. We had 110-pound golden retrievers when I was little. My oldest brother had a constant herd of Airedales, Dobermans, Vizslas, Rhodesian ridgebacks, Labradors, huskies -- you name it. 

I would no more own a pitbull-St Bernard mix than I would an African crocodile. That’s like keeping a .357 magnum in your room at the retirement home because you’re worried someone will steal your Ensure.

About six years after this, I was walking down from that same neighborhood -- different apartment -- toward downtown Reno. A Hispanic kid, about 18-years-old, was strolling up Ralston Street toward me. He had a pitbull, it was maybe 98 pounds. Of course, it was an un-neutered male. Of course, it had only a collar on, no muzzle, and the kid was letting it tow him up the sidewalk on a rope. I altered my course and walked out into the street putting parked cars between myself and the punk with the super-sized pit. The pit lunged and snapped, the foot-wide jaws opening and closing like a bear trap. The kid laughed and kept going. Of course. 

You could say the girl should never have left her little dog alone for a minute. 

You could say the blonde guy and his wife had every right to own a dangerous dog to deter crime and they were thoughtful enough to keep said monster restrained behind an 8-foot fence. I'm 100-percent sure no tweakers ever tried to break into their house otherwise I would have seen it on the evening news. There would have been a body bag.

Close your eyes. Try to imagine what I heard that day. Try to imagine what a small dog sounds like when it screams because it's dying, because it's being dismembered.

Now imagine it's a child, a random 4-year-old kid in a dirty T-shirt, on a tricycle who just came around the wrong corner on the wrong day in the wrong neighborhood and ran into the macho kid with the 98-pound pitbull.

Imagine what that would sound like.

Saturday, February 13, 2021

This kid ...

 ... always gets it right. I listened to his podcast excerpts last summer from "Catch & Kill". Now I think I'll buy it. He mentions Zuckerberg's FBook directly as a tool of online radicalizing. He won more awards for journalism by the time he was 20 then all the journalists I've ever worked with.



Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Wise words



The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest, best financed, most applauded, and least successful exercises in moral philosophy. That is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. -- John Kenneth Galbraith, Wealth and Poverty, 1963

Thursday, July 09, 2020

Buddy, can you spare some time?

Looking for readers/reviewers for this short story. It's loosely based on a story a dear friend told me in 2008 a few months before he died from MS. Please give it a read.




Saturday, June 20, 2020

"United"

I disagree with this Op/Ed from May 2020. This isn't years away.

Mango Mussolini wants it right now.


Hear that sound? That's Putin clapping. His fomenting of divisiveness via his Useful Idiot has exceeded his wildest dreams. That other sound is the Right's Saint Reagan spinning in his grave.

Saturday, April 18, 2020

A poem about quiet

This has never seemed more appropriate:

Keeping Quiet

Now we will count to twelve
and we will all keep still
for once on the face of the earth,
let's not speak in any language;
let's stop for a second,
and not move our arms so much.

It would be an exotic moment
without rush, without engines;
we would all be together
in a sudden strangeness.

Fishermen in the cold sea
would not harm whales
and the man gathering salt
would not look at his hurt hands.

Those who prepare green wars,
wars with gas, wars with fire,
victories with no survivors,
would put on clean clothes
and walk about with their brothers
in the shade, doing nothing.

What I want should not be confused
with total inactivity.

Life is what it is about...

If we were not so single-minded
about keeping our lives moving,
and for once could do nothing,
perhaps a huge silence
might interrupt this sadness
of never understanding ourselves
and of threatening ourselves with
death.

Now I'll count up to twelve
and you keep quiet and I will go.

- Pablo Neruda, from Extravagaria

Monday, April 06, 2020

Malcom Nance: The Plot to Betray America

Not only is Malcolm Nance a former Naval Intelligence officer, not only can he speak five or is it six languages (including Russian) but he was driving to the Pentagon on Sept. 11, 2001 the day the terrorist attacks happened.

I got chills at the 30 minute mark.

Saturday, April 04, 2020

Just the fact, ma'am

Morbidity and mortality are NOT the same thing. Not even close. It's used in medicine and economics. There's morbidly obese and there are comorbidities. For example, a patient can have cancer and heart disease at the same time. The morbidity rate in a population is NOT the same thing as the mortality rate aka the rate of death.


 The greatest fear the CDC and WHO have is because we have no national healthcare in America (unlike every single post-industrial nation on earth, including Mexico and Costa Rica) there are a lot of Americans with comorbidities. We have for-profit healthcare just like we have for-profit education. Americans are expected to pay for everything from congenital heart disease to a fractured leg, even if it bankrupts them.

Viral load refers to the amount of viruses needed to infect someone. Simply put, the more you are around someone who has an active case of Coronavirus, the more likely you are to develop it. SARS, which sickened 5,300 people in China in 2002-2003 had an extremely low viral load. Viral load has been the focus of hundreds of medical papers over the years.

Novel. In virology the most frightening word is novel. In medicine novel means new. It means: we don't know what it will do inside the human body. Virologists don't yet understand why some patients who never smoke, are 30 years old, jog five times a week, eat healthy food, etc. may develop pneumonia and die from Covid-19 but a 50 year old who is sedentary never does. Novel is scary. Novel means, despite initial gene mapping, they still don't know why children under 12 are highly unlikely to develop any symptoms at all.

Recently, our Orange Führer allowed his boyfriend, Vladimir Putin to perform a publicity stunt ... in the middle of a pandemic. Putin sent a cargo jet of "supplies" to Kennedy International. A Russian oligarch who has bragged about poisoning and murdering people sent us "supplies". This same Russian mobster sent members of his FSB to "help" Italy while they suffer through a plague that has killed 16,400 Italians so far. In case you don't know, FSB is the re-incarnation of the KGB. FSB sent money to Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan and a bunch of other GOP jackasses via the NRA. That's right, money travelled from Russian mobsters through the National Rifle Association directly to elected American politicians.

So two things are really scary right now. One is the word novel. The second is Russia. If you think the Cold War is over then you have never heard of Richard Preston or read The Demon in the Freezer

Hoarding guns, bombing down the street in your gas sucker, and hating your neighbor because he's brown is exactly what Vladimir wants you to do right now. Now you're truly vulnerable.


Saturday, March 28, 2020

May you live in interesting times

We now know there is no bottom in the despair and stupidity generated by Comb Over Caligula. This failed reality TV host knew the epidemic was coming as far back as December 2019 but he was too busy playing golf at his shitty resort in Florida to care. The head of the Seattle Flu Study knew it was here.

It didn't matter because the current GOP administration in their mad rush to "make federal government small enough to drown in a bathtub" had fired the Pandemic Response Team in 2018. Specifically, John Bolton did this at Trump's behest.

This isn't our Orange Führer's Hurricane Katrina, it's the death of whatever sort of middle class might have still existed in our broken land. There is no Houston Astrodome big enough to save us.

We are all living in Calcutta now. There are only rich Brahmans in limousines and desperate poor people in depressing tenements and cardboard boxes begging for change.

 Never has so much fear, absolute selfishness, and bigotry existed in one morbidly obese rapist. He has told the poor, uneducated whites of America what they wanted to hear so often he's deified in fundamentalist Christian circles.

We are the country that puts 12-year-old children from El Salvador in cages because they dared come here seeking what every single Irish, Italian, Dutch -- pick a European ethnicity -- came here for in the 1800s and early 1900s: asylum.

In a matter of days we will be the country that allows the elderly, people with MS, the disabled, disabled veterans, anyone unlucky, to die. All for our pointless unregulated capitalism and it's eternal state of flux between boom and bust.

The last time I took a gander at the Big Red Map of Death the world had exceeded a half million confirmed cases. We're set to double that by the end of next week and America is the new Italy.

Italy has over 92,000 confirmed cases as of today. And over 10,000 dead thanks to a mortality rate between 4 and 6-percent. A lot of them are not elderly men who smoked. Quite a few were 20-50 year olds in moderate-to-good health.

We.

Are.

The.

New.

Italy.


Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Defining women

Defining a woman becomes complicated when one ceases to define her on the basis of gender assigned at birth. When experience varies so much from woman to woman, blanket statements fail. Though I am not an expert on gender studies -- and I hope to keep my opinions fluid -- I arrive at a definition of womanhood by looking at men: what they do, what they have, and whom they prevent from doing and having. I define womanhood by who suffers for not identifying or presenting as male, and why.  -- Hari Nef, Twitter, Dec 2015