... thanks to some cyberhackers who banded together to become a pain in my ass. So my blog is now all about brine shrimp love.
Actually, that's really unfair to cyberhackers or even just hackers. Hackers are NEVER this fucking stupid. These two are world-class tools who left an electronic trail back to their ISP accounts a mile wide.
Technically they're just sad little third-rate grifters with cocaine problems and parents who are shutting off their trust funds. So they take it out on me, their 'friend'. While I'm on fucking vacation, on my fucking birthday! Lovely.
I'm going to go listen to Lennon's 'Instant Karma' now.